"It is with the entirety of the organ known as my heart that I award my wife, Crystal, with the highest honor of ContributorLand Ranch, the Desert Rose. I felt an electricity between us since the moment we met, and she has always been THE woman. The one I just can't seem to quit. The one I just don't WANT to quit. The one I refuse to quit. I love you, babe. And I am so happy to be able to share you with my friends, and share my friends with you. Now they can all understand what the term scaroused means. <3 xoxoxo"